Around this time of the year, many people are hoping to torch the extra kilos gained during the previous festive season. Maybe you are one of them. I sure as hell am.
Most of us gobbled down a little bit more than what we should have, and that’s being nice about it because you know what went down in the kitchen. I for one am on a mission to drop the 5 kilos I picked up within three weeks of giving zeros in December.
I don’t regret anything, though (… at all! Are you kidding me? There were back to back cheat days, at all levels, for more than two weeks at some point). That said, the journey to claiming the snapback body has started.
And although I’m an unwavering advocate for healthier and more sustainable ways of losing weight and getting back in shape, many people are definitely looking into quicker ways of dropping a size or two ahead of a lush gateway in February, or a looming special event. Or maybe because you can’t fit into many of your fave outfit with as much ease anymore.
Whatever your reason is for hunting down the quickest route to the most weight loss method, you’re probably looking at various quick fix options that promise miracle results in a short space of time…
As if all the miracle weight loss teas and concoctions floating around social media aren’t enough enticement to lure the most unsuspecting, many people will be hearing more about the good ol’ crash diets.
These urgent, short term basis diets are taken with the aim of achieving rapid results. They aren’t recommended for the long haul due to the detrimental effects they can have on your body. Many also shun them because the water (which is mostly water to begin with) is likely to come right back, and some. This can lead to yo-yo dieting, which can open you up to some serious health risks down the line.
While these fad diets are always doing the rounds, they obviously resurface more prominently around the post-holiday season. For obvious reasons. The trick is often simple; limit your daily caloric intake by eating next to nothing for a fixed period of time to see mindblowing results. Fast!
So fast, in fact, that the only thing they seem to do faster is the number of before-and-after snaps being thrown in the ether for those swearing by them. Good ones, might I add. Ones that make you want to start, like, now! Like, scrolling down on your Instagram timeline to stumble on a Cardi B video in which she flaunts the enviable abs she was able to achieve merely months after giving birth to her first child.
And then she credits all of that to a tea… Then; ‘SHOP NOW.’
But back to the topic at hand. There are countless crash diets that promise rapid weight loss at your disposal in January. But while the long and short of it is they are mostly unhealthy, unsustainable and sometimes downright bogus, we thought it’d be worth taking a detailed look into the three most common ones. Bear in mind that you should keep to their recommended span and move on to a healthy lifestyle as a vehicle to weight loss afterwards.
Kicking things off with the cabbage soup diet, we break everything down about the diet and how it works:
THE CABBAGE SOUP DIET
This is a short term weight loss diet that promises rapid weight loss of about 4.5 kg in a period of seven days. While the soup will be central throughout, it is to be consumed with fruits, vegetables and the introduction of lean meat in the advanced stages.
INGREDIENTS & RECIPE
- 2 large onions
- 2 green peppers
- 2 cans of tomatoes
- 3 carrots
- 1 package of mushrooms
In addition to having the soup throughout the day, you are meant to eat only fruits on first day. With the exception of banana(banned until later on the diet), there’s no limit to the amount of fruit you can consume on the first day of the diet. Take the opportunity to focus on fruits that are also superfoods in order to maximise nutritional value for the least calories at impressive satiety. Our list of 10 Superfoods for faster weight loss and improved health should come handy. Stock up on those blueberries!
You are also advised to drink at least eight glasses of water for optimum results. There are no awards for guessing that you can’t indulge on soft drinks, alcoholic beverages and sweetened juice.
You can also have black coffee or tea with no sugar and, according to cabbagesoupdiet.com, unsweetened cranberry juice. Cranberry juice, in general, is pretty bomb for your health. As a side note, I’d suggest you look into limiting or cutting out refined sugar from your hot beverages altogether. If you are already looking to go down this path, this is a pretty good way to set things in motion.
First of all, Congratulations on surviving the first day! It takes a whole lot of willpower to resist all the yummy stuff.
But be warned, day two is generally where most people quit this diet. You aren’t going to quit, so here’s what you be having the whole day;
The cabbage soup with an unlimited amount of vegetables throughout the day, which means you never have to go hungry! The same rules from the first day still apply the same here. You are advised to keep your reach away from starchy beans, peas and corn. You can have a bigger ass potato for dinner, but you can’t add any salt. No fruits for you today.
You’ve made it past the half way point now. It doesn’t necessarily get easier; Possible side effects include lightheadedness, dizziness and exhaustion by now. This is when you are also likely to start seeing some results, which is enough motivation to drive you to the finish line.
You can have both fruits and vegetables on this day. I’d recommend you blend everything into a yummy smoothie to kick off your day fresh with a nutritional morning shake. No potatoes and no fruits. Three to four bowls of the soup. Drink plenty of water.
I did ask you to be patient about your bananas on day one, their time would come. Today, you are to drink at least four glasses of skim milk (or unsweetened almond milk) and gobble down on eight huge bananas. Banana is a superfood too, and makes for a delicious killer smoothie. Blend with the milk and add some ice blocks for better consistency.
Beef! Yes, that’s right. You can have up to 20 ounces of lean beef today, with tomatoes. Slice up six medium sized tomatoes and have them with beef over dinner. I, not being a fan of beef as it ranks too high on the list of carcinogenic foods (foods that have the potential of causing cancer), would rather go for skinless chicken or fish. Plus with the soup, you aren’t likely t0 endure any hunger pangs today.
Finally, it now does get better; Beef and vegetables are on the menu. That’s more protein for you! If you aren’t into beef, repeat the alternative recommended on day five (above). Have some leafy greens today, and the soup.
You are so close to the finish line that not even the repulsive smell of the cabbage soup will deter you from touching the finish line. The truth is, the soup will start annoying you somewhere during the diet, but we decided to only add this little inconvenient fact pretty late in the game for your own good.
You can see the results at this point and should have lost a considerable amount of visible weight. Today, you can have brown rice and veggies. Three to four cups of brown rice is recommended by cabbagesoupdiet.com, and between three to four servings of the soup.
And just like that, you are done! A couple sizes down and feeling much lighter.
Remember, this diet is meant to be short term. You are seriously advised to resume eating properly after the seven days, which should only serve as a springboard for a long term healthy eating plan for more sustainable weight loss and overall improved health.
Ever tried this diet? Get chatting with us in the comments section below and leave your pearls of wisdom.
Squid Game Ending Explained; We’ve Been Scammed
We’ve been had, and Squid Game is here to prove it.
When the end of the South Korean horror drama arrives on the ninth episode, the winner finds himself harrowed by what the coveted prize has cost his soul. In the rat race for survival, along with a better life that hinges on the never ending hustle, there’s no time to stop and see the horror our lives become. By the end, we see how the winner has sold his soul for a crappy deal that came with a few toys, and a happy meal.
A group of 456 players are mysteriously invited to take part in a set of children’s games for a grand prize of $38 million, which will be enough to give the winner the financial freedom they desperately need. The players are selected from different walks of life, with the burden of excessive debt being their biggest motivation to give the Game a go.
The first of deepening terrors comes during the first game, when the players discover that penalties for losing in the challenges will be death. DEATH. Horrified, the players initially vote to leave and return to their lives.
This noble departure doesn’t last long; their material realities as fugitives on the run from debt collectors only highlights the glow of the precious promise they’ve now left behind. When they return for the second time, they now consent to their highly probable deaths.
Led by Lee Jung-jae, who plays Seong Gi-hun, a taxi driver with a gambling addiction, the South Korean series has become somewhat of a global phenomenon. Now the most streamed Korean series of all time, Squid Game is also said to be on pace to dethrone Bridgerton as the most streamed series in the history of Netflix. And it’s with good reason. Squid Game is a trip.
Survival is the drive. The blues of a broke life pile up for Seong Gi-hun, who’s daughter is being taken away to the US by her mother and step father. His mother is battling deteriorating diabetes and even in her frail condition, is still working hard to make ends meet. It’s during the peak of his frustrations that Gi-hun is randomly invited to take part in the Game.
After accepting the offer, he finds himself in a discreet location along with 455 players, who are also drowning in debt. The players are kept under an authoritarian system of surveillance. Masked guards in pink suits keep the scene under control under the supervision of the Front Man. Gi-hun allies with other players, including his childhood friend Cho Sang-woo, as a the most strategic way to survive the bloody challenges.
Amongst those that end up in this team is player 001, a frail old man who who became his “gganbu”. Sae-byeok, who was also in the team, was killed by Sang-woo, Gi-hun’s childhood friend, team member and flip-flopping ally. Several other team members had to be killed by their team mates, which revealed the wickedness of the games.
In the end, Gi-hun’s victory came without an apology. He had to defeat a close ally in the games, the old and frail player 001. They’d bonded throughout their time, but in the end he had to advance himself against those he’d built alliances. As the games progressed, the players found themselves having to face tough calls. Someone else has to die for you to make it another day.
After a series of brutal games, it comes down to childhood friends Gi-hun and Cho Sang-woo. They’d played different games, with Sang-woo having played hard and stopping at nothing to win. Gi-hun is mad at Sang-woo for a series of betrayals, including him stabbing Sae-byeok to her death. In the end, Gi-hun wins when Sang-woo apologised and kills himself.
Yet despite emerging a winner, Gi-hun finds that the cost of becoming an overnight billionaire has bankrupted his soul. For a year following the day his bank account was loaded with a nine zero figure, he didn’t touch the money. After all, he returned to find his mother dead on the floor. One of his motivations was getting the money to get her medical help over her advancing diabetes.
Gi-hun is clearly troubled by the bodies upon which his new wealth rests. A year passes and he hasn’t touched the money – even oddly reverting to old patterns of asking for loans to get by. It might be late to be so concerned about the moral questions surrounding the games now – the long and short of it is he won and his life has changed.
Later, he is shocked to find out that the “gganbu” who had to be killed after losing to him in a game of marbles, was never really killed.
In a shocking plot twist that changes everything – he also finds out that the old man is in fact the creator of the games! Finding him in a medical bed after receiving a mysterious invite to the location, Gi-hun discovers that the man’s real name is Oh Il-nam, an obscenely rich fella who created the games in 1988 (the same year Korea hosted the Olympics for the first time) purely for their entertainment. We already know by now that ‘the VIPs’ are a bunch of morally bankrupt elites who find pleasure in watching the poor masses slaughtering each other for money in a broken system. Where have we heard that before?
Although his participation in the games as player 001 was a farce, what he told Gi-hun back then, that he had a brain tumour, had been true. And of course, he challenged him to another sick game. A man had been freezing to death on a street pavement, and Oh Il-nam challenged Gi-hun to guess to bet on the odds that someone who help him when the clock strikes 00:00 at midnight. As Gi-hun wins, Oh Il-nam dies.
We assume this marks the end of the games. However later in the episode, Gi-hun sees the man who recruited him doing it to someone else. He runs to stop what is happening, but arrives at the exact scene late, the train has already taken off. Later on the way to boarding a flight, he turns and calls a number. “I can’t forgive you for everything you’re doing,” he tells ta man we assume to be In-ho. He turns back, clearly about to begin his new mission.
What we know now, is that Oh Il-nam created the games to tickle the sick tastes of his sick rich network. But he is now dead. Who is now behind the games? This, and Gi-hun’s passionate manifesto, are strong indications that next season of the series is already shaping up to a different arc. It’s his final transformation, and he is ready to take down the operation and those behind it. He won’t allow people to be “horses” for the entertainment of wealthy elites.
We know that In-ho shot Jun-ho in a bid to stop him from alerting the police about the games. The signal was bad, delaying the delivering of the evidence Jun-ho had been trying to send in several texts, right up to the moment the moment he plunged from a cliff and hit the water. What we don’t know is whether the messages were really not delivered. There’s also no conclusive evidence that Jun-ho is dead.
Potentially, the biggest lesson from season one is that our relentless pursuit for material success in a punishing money system kills us.
First Look at HBO’s Game of Thrones Spin-Off ‘House of The Dragon’
Things look promising for HBO’s upcoming drama series, The House of Dragon. The highly buzzed Games of Thrones prequel’s first visual teaser has been met with much fanfare, raking in more than 8,6 million views on Youtube within two days of its arrival.
First reactions and buzz around the epic teaser have been strong indications that the series, slated to premiere in 2022, is off to a good start despite the infamous final season slump suffered by G.O.T. And it could mean that maybe, just maybe, the world ready to let old baggage go.
The House of Dragon, created by an entire different team, will arrive about three years since the cold winter. The cast includes Matt Smith, Paddy Considine and Sonoya Mizuno who will be bringing to life a different era of Westeros.
Midnight Mass is Creepy With A Dark Subtext and You Need To See it
‘God’s angel’ had sinister plans for the town.
The reign of terror plunges a small and quiet town to ashes when the arrival of a charismatic yet mysterious priest coincides with the return of a disgraced young man who has just been released from prison.
While Riley (Zach Gilford) initially finds that Crockett Island and its 127 residents – along with his childhood sweetheart Erin (Kate Siegel) – still conduct a mundane existence, Pastor Paul (Hamish Linklater) soon changes that.
When the island’s much loved Roman Catholic senior priest takes a trip to the pilgrimage and never comes back, an energetic new priest takes his place at the Holy Land church. And while his arrival brings with it a new wave of spiritual revival amongst the island community, something sinister begins to haunt the town.
With each episode, the esoteric occult that powers Paul’s ability to perform astounding miracles and mesmerise the islanders, slowly gains dominion over the unsuspecting community. Instead, they begin taking up a renewed interest in the church as word of mouth spreads about the signs and wonders. Much like Jesus Christ was able to draw crowds wherever he went, the appearance of Paul’s supernatural power is able to attract even those who’d remained sceptics their lives.
It’s the blending of the sacred and the sinister. The taking of communion that has been contaminated with demonic blood, which functions as the miracle drug promising eternal life.
We soon find out the miracles come at an unthinkable cost.