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Real Housewives of Johannesburg: Mercy & Evodia Consider Vaginal Rejuvenation

Mercy chatted to her mother Evodia about vaginal rejuvenation, before gifting her with some bedroom sex toys on the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Johannesburg

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We honestly can’t get over the idiosyncrasies on the Real Housewives of Johannesburg.

At episode four, we can now conclude that quite a number of the girls really do live in their own universes, both quite real and imagined. We aren’t just tossing swipes at Christall, whose recent boastful claims that include tales of charting high on the Billboard charts, and being a seasoned lawyer saw her being a target of much interrogation from the shadiest Queens in this circle.

We are also talking about Lendy, whose attention span must be slightly lower than the all-time 8 second global average at this point. The good sis really takes ‘pay them no mind’ to new heights on the show; allowing whoever she has a conversation with tiny bits of her actual time.

WATCH: CHRISTALL VS EVODIA – THE FEUD REACHES BOILING POINT

Evodia ‘Madam’ Mogase came by her house on last night’s episode of South Africa’s most pampered housewives, and it was hilarious!

Lendy interrupted that conversation within an inch of its life, because she had to squeeze in random dances, bizarre knife references and ‘please pass me that’s’. And when Evodia was eventually able to get in a word, which was a shady invitation to a spa outing as a mission to save the former beauty Queen’s skin texture, Lendy ditched her.

Mercy is another one whose world seems like a lot of fun. The proud health advocate is recovering from her bombed vegan lunch, to which no one came. Besides Christall, who came to snoop around the bedrooms and then blew the whistle to the rest of the girls on how filthy they are, none of the women bothered to make an appearance.

Last night, the redhead decided to give her mom, Evodia, some bedroom toys to spice her sex life because why not? The two had a super liberated chat about vagina rejuvenation too.

Naledi (she’s been so careful to protect her image on this show) came by Christall’s place for some real talk over champagne.

It was meant to have been a heartfelt connection over the explosive Christall vs Evodia fight last week.  Instead, it devolved into yet another tense encounter between the two ladies. “I think you are talking way more than I am”, Christall charged. She felt that Naledi was taking sides for rebuking her bedroom snooping behaviour, and also accused her of coming around with too many mouthfuls to her spacious backyard.

“I’m being bitten by mosquitos out here”, Naledi said in a diary session, and then told Christall she would very much like them to please continue, amid all the interruptions, “for the sake of finishing.” Yikes.

The girls convened again at Lendy’s braai, which she put together ahead of her impending travels to Kenya with her family. She scolded her helper and it was uncomfortable to watch. There was a bit more yelling on the table after that, thanks to another screaming match between Evodia and Christall, who won’t let it go already.

At least Mercy and Christall hugged it out outside, giving us a glimpse of hope that the Kays and Mogales might just one day be able to sit at a table and not totally lose it.

The Real Housewives of Johannesburg airs Fridays at 7PM on 1Magic, DStv channel 103.

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever to land on Disney+ in February

Welcome to Wakanda!

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Fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe are in for a treat. Disney+ has announced that 1 February marks the arrival of Marvel Studios’ “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.” The blockbuster will be joining 16 other on the streaming platform.

ABOUT THE MOVIE

Queen Ramonda (Angela Bassett), Shuri (Letitia Wright), M’Baku (Winston Duke), Okoye (Danai Gurira) and the Dora Milaje (including Florence Kasumba) fight to protect their nation from intervening world powers in the wake of King T’Challa’s death.

As the Wakandans strive to embrace their next chapter, the heroes must band together with the help of War Dog Nakia (Lupita Nyong’o) and Everett Ross (Martin Freeman) and forge a new path for the kingdom of Wakanda. Introducing Tenoch Huerta Mejía as Namor, ruler of a hidden undersea nation, the film also stars Dominique Thorne, Michaela Coel, Mabel Cadena and Alex Livinalli.

“Black Panther: Wakanda Forever,” directed by Ryan Coogler and produced by Kevin Feige and Nate Moore, is now playing in theaters. 

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The Shocking Fallout of Black Motion

Tensions have reportedly escalated.

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They are one of South Africa’s most revered music duos.

Their discography packs both blockbuster club bangers and lush delights for lovers of House with a transcendental African sonic flair. And the explosive fallout of Black Motion, which has been splashed across the internet long before reaching the courts, has shocked many.

Loved for their electrifying live performances and awe-inspiring chemistry, Mörda and Smol have always seemed like musical soulmates. But that relationship seems to have reached a bitter end.

In 2022, rumours of their reported split triggered a frenzy on the internet. Following the uproar, the group’s members Bongani Mohosana, who now goes as Mörda, and Smol (real name Roy Thabo Mabogwane), jointly calmed fears that they had fallen out.

It had been said the break would be temporary, as Mörda moved to focus on the release of his solo studio album.

Far from it, it now seems. The parties have escalated things to court.

According to reports, Black Motions have confirmed that they had pressed charges against Mörda for alleged housebreaking and theft.

A court order by the High Court in Gauteng posted on social media has ordered Morda to “restore possession of a recording studio apparatus” to the group by 13 January, at 5pm. 

Black Motion shared snaps of the alleged damage caused by Morda – a broken door and stolen equipment.

 

It looks like we won’t be getting a new Black Motion album with Mörda anytime soon.

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Inside the Big Brother Titans Premiere!

South Africa and Nigeria unite under Biggie’s roof.

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Sunday, 15 February 2023, marks the roaring arrival of BBTitans.

WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW.

The highly anticipated social experiment brings under Biggie’s roof housemates from both South Africa and Nigeria. And for 72 days, we will be splashed with the finest in South African and Nigerian swag, banter, romance and all the trappings of a fun-filled, dramatic and – we’d hope – an entertaining show.

A first of its kind, the social experiment assembles the most colourful personalities from the two nations to outwit, outplay and outsmart each other in a bid to get their hands on a massive bag, life-changing bag!

In addition to a number of lofty prizes that will likely be on the line throughout the season, the winner of the show will also be walking away, a whopping grand prize of US $100 000 (over R1,7 million) is up for grabs for the one who trounces his Housemates to charm audiences across the continent.

That’s not all; the amount of social capital, celebrity and opportunities for lucrative brand deals after the show, all form part of the career-launching lift-off that comes with being on the popular franchise.

Both Big Brother Mzansi host Lawrence Maleka and Big Brother Naija’s Ebuka Obi-Uchendu will co-host this debut season.

Fans of Big Brother Mzansi and Big Brother Naija in the diaspora are not left out as Showmax will stream the show in the United Kingdom, New Zealand, and about 50 other countries.

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